Kids movies

17 dirty jokes in children’s movies


“I think I had a sarcasm once.”

Surprise, surprise – one Reddit user took it upon himself to ruin everyone’s childhood. U / Mr-The-Plague asked people to share the best adult jokes they’ve seen in a children’s movie.

Here are some of the top rated answers:

1.

This joke Mushu makes on Mulan’s tits when she goes for a swim and the other two guys run to join her:

2.

This scene in Shrek 2 when the puss in boots is caught with catnip.

3.

This flirtation between Bo Peep and Woody in Toy story.

4.

That joke about being “on top” at a slumber party with bunk beds in Fat.

5.

That “ass-kissing” motion that Mr. Potato Head makes when he takes his mouth away and puts it on his butt.

6.

This joke in Ratatouille where it really looks like Alfredo is talking about his penis.

7.

This joke about the circumcision of The Rugrats movie.

8.

This joke about Mary Jane (aka marijuana) in Scooby Doo: the movie.

9.

This joke about the “bears” in Upside down.

ten.

This joke about the wife having an affair when husband watches baby Grinch for the first time in How the Grinch stole Christmas.

11.

This “whore” toy that belongs to Sid in the first Toy story movie.

12.

That joke about Lord Farquad’s penis in Shrek.

13.

This scene in Cars when two girls’ cars “flash” lightning.

14.

This joke about orgasms in Trolls.

15.

This swinger party in How the Grinch stole Christmas.

16.

That sex joke Judy makes in Zootopia.

17.

And finally, this joke about the “childhood” (aka vagina) of Helga in Hey Arnold! : The film.